I'm weak today

I just went into a toilet stall that said "for weak only" in huge letters, like size 400 font. It was the only normal flushing toilet. The other stalls were squatters and while I absolutely *love* to bend down for minutes with no pants on trying to clean out my system, I opted for the chair for little fragile people.

I thought I could hear little weak people outside the door cursing me for taking their stall.