One more thing

The bus driver saw my bills because I had to pull them out to pay him. I gave him one and he gave me 3,300 pesos back.

I sat down in the front seat and offered him some Brasilian cheetos in the hope that he doesn't rob me later because I'm such a nice guy.

I'm just kidding about the mugging part. He seems like a super nice guy. I really did give him the cheetos anyway though.