How not to learn Spanish

Walk up to a Portuguese person and ask them if they speak Spanish because you don't speak Portuguese. They say, "a little" and so then the 2 of you explore the world of trying to communicate to eachother in a language you both don't really know and it takes 5 minutes to order a sandwich off the menu. You end up learning more and more bad grammar and a little more vocabulary.

It's beautiful. Just kidding. It works, but it's crappy. I don't recommend trying it unless you're desperate.