Dear beloved spammers,

Next time you send out junk mail, try sending out only 1 at a time. If I get 3 emails in my Inbox from the same person asking me if I can help wire $333,333,333,333 in funds from Hong Kong I think that makes a little bit too obvious that it:s a scam.

I wasn:t too sure until I noticed the repeated emails, and then a light bulb went on in my head. Even I:m smart enough to know that there:s no way you have $999,999,999,999 in your bank, really. How dumb do you think I am?

Just letting you know so that you can do your job better and make the world a happier place because it:s all about teamwork from now until the future.

Sincerely,
Your friend,
Jim Song